How would you defeat Linz

This mythical creature named Linz is terrifying and needs to be destroyed. Ideas on how to defeat her? I suggest creating a Power-Rangers style N-W-M-E team. WE CAN EVEN MAKE ACTION FIGURES THAT COST 20p TO MAKE BUT 20 QUID TO BUY! Oooh! CAN WE CAN WE!? PLEASEEEEEE =) IDEAS! GO!

I think the only way to defeat the evil linz is to drive a fast car or anything which is faster than a Corsa so guess really we can drive anything. We should have a valve fitted to our car which will spray mud out and hit her when she drives close. She will never get too close as will be worried about the mug getting on her car. Attack weapon should be Chinese food as the evil linz doesnt like chinese unless its duck.... yes chris I did say duck. Finally the best way to defeat the evil linz is to buy all the chocolate from shops thus stopping her from eating chocolate. This is the way I think we can defeat her. Any more ideas. As good as Chris idea was he still hasnt said how we can defeat her but 10/10 for money making idea I will print the boxes

Hit her with a Shovel? :mrgreen:

lmao

TheBlackBullet I like you. You have imagination. You are hired! Oli Simple yet effective. YOUR HIRED! Mikey All you do is giggle. Are you a school-girl? If so YOUR HIRED! Also I feel that we should hire Dr Who as well so we can get him to transport her to some ed up planet with which we will never have to go too. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

you all need to go and do some work

Work? What is this thing you call work that you speak of? Ive never heard of it before. How do I do this work?

dont bother asking ant he doesnt know either. best i can suggest is google it

It came up with porn polish and builders who do none of this so called work. That was a dig at Oli. =)

Mr Amazing who put you in charge to hire me reason why im self employed is no one else will employ me so really no u cant hire me I like response about the spade has anyone got the balls to do it. Talking of spade its awful about Obamas Gardener getting sack all he did is walked in oval office and asked if anyone has seen the spade. I like the google response but u need to search work not wank it will come back with no results found hehe